Maturity kind of sucks

I am 23. I am going to be graduating college after this semester. You would think that I would have matured a little bit. But you would be wrong. This is a comprehensive list of things that are still cool to me at age 23 that probably shouldn’t be.


1. Swear words…Yes, I know that apparently it shows a lack of intelligence and vocabulary, but I consider myself to have a pretty good grasp on the English Language, and there is nothing as funny as a well timed “F” bomb.
2. Filling out “YES, please” on applications where it asks me my sex.
3. Jokes that talk about poop or farts
Wikipedia: Flatulence Humor

4. lighting farts on fire
Wikipedia: Fart Lighting

5. Little Indian children/midgets that pop and lock AND smoke…how cool is that.



6. Anything where people get hit in the balls